Now, let me just be honest, I am good at spellings, so, autocorrect isn’t a necessity…
But when you live in the times, when computers are bound to make your lives easier, I prefer to take the advantage and sip on my tea while the devices do the damn thing!
…phsshhh…I end up spilling my tea on myself, all the time! You ask, “why??”
Ah! Well! Because I have nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine problems…and Mr. autocorrect is one of them! *Hey Jay-Z, how ya doin’?*
Yesterday, I was trying to write a professional email, and I was supposed to use the word section in it, but in an abbreviated form, so, I typed “Sec” and moved on with the rest of my job.
After a while, being done with the attachments and stuff… Was about to punch send in its face, and just then, this insight to re-read the entire thing dawned upon me! *mind you, I usually trust my autocorrect and don’t do that, a.k.a. too lazy for that*
So….like a grumpy potato, I growled a little and got to work…. And I read, then I read some more and some more *long email* and finally I was done reading and about to push send…. when, to my absolute horror….I stumbled upon a word!
Sex
Excuse me? Hello? What? Who are you? What are you doing in my computer? Is my autocorrect haunted? Should I call the ghostbusters? Is my autocorrect drunk?
Even worst, has Beyoncรฉ released an album and I don’t know about it yet?? *Freaking out*
I pondered for a while, re-read the sentence and realized that my genius autocorrect *it deserves the Nobel peace prize for this* changed “Sec” to “Sex”.
*Wow* *slow claps*
*I guess now you write erotica in professional emails*
*Bless you technology*
*Argh!!*
I got 99 problems but this ain’t one.๐คฃ
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Ugh! Lucky you! *Extremely jealous*๐๐ฎ
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Hell yeah!
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Oh hell no! *Coming to get you*๐๐
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Oh I’m so ready for ya ๐
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Are you though? I don’t think so! *Mic drop*๐๐๐
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You know I am.๐
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Hmm hmm!
*No one’s ready for me, not even me!!*๐๐คฃ
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Are you sure???๐
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Ahem! You tell!!๐
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Well you know it better.
You just hesitate.
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Hahhaha! Me? Hesitation? That’s true!๐๐
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Knew it.๐
*Like a boss*
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Ahan! ๐
*Duh! Whatever!*๐
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Huh
*Huh*
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Bah!
*Bah*
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Arey pagal๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Hehe! *Namaste sir*๐คฃ๐คฃ
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*namaste back*
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*dabs*๐๐
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Ish๐คฃ
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Phsshhh ๐คฃ๐
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My friend once sent me a mail without the correction you made.๐
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Hahaha! That wouldn’t have been awkward, for sure! *Hey sarcasm*๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
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What do think would have happened – it was my mummy’s phone and she read it before me!๐
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Wtf!! Woah! That’s tragic! I am sweating at the thought of that!๐ ๐ ๐๐
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I did sweat barrels that day! ๐๐๐
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Hahha! I can totally imagine that! Worst, I would have digged a hole in the ground and burried myself in it!๐๐
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One for me too!
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9999 problems โบ๏ธ luckily not 10000 ๐๐ oh well Mr Autocorrect is one of my problems too ๐คจ is really not doing his job properly…but this was great ๐๐
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Hahaha! They would have been a thousand if I would have sent that email!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
Mr autocorrect is evil!๐ก He needs to be fired!๐๐
Thank you so much! I hope this made you laugh!๐๐
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That would’ve been awesome if you sent that. ( Roll credits ( the end) )
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Woah! Burn! *She just got roasted*๐คฃ๐ฅ
Ah! That would have added up to a 1000 problems for me!๐๐
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This time you couldn’t catch any butterfly! ๐
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Yeah! The butterflies ditched me! ๐*Cries because she misses the butterflies*๐ญ
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๐๐ I’m imagining the reply to this mail if it was sent as is ๐
I don’t trust the auto-correct at all gladly and luckily you decided to not be lazy this time ๐
It was a fun read ๐
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Hahaha! That’d have been such a nightmare!๐คฃ๐คฃ
I agree! After this incidence,I am never gonna be lazy and never trust autocorrect!๐ ๐ ๐๐
Thank you so much! I am so glad you like it!๐๐
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My pleasure ๐ and I’m sure you’ll never trust it next time, especially if the word is even worse hahaha
Have a great day ๐๐
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I better avoid trusting it henceforth! Damn! That e mail would have killed me!๐๐
You too, have a great day ahead!๐๐
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Sometimes autocorrect really changes the meaning of our sentence. Thatโs why I turned it off.๐๐
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Hahaha! I agree! I guess I should also turn it off now!๐๐๐
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๐๐๐๐ same punch ๐ฟ๐ This happened with me as well that too in a conversation with a guy friend all I could do is weirdly apologize ๐ซ Autocorrect sucks!!!
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Hahha! I can totally understand! That’d have been so awkward! *Wipes the sweat from her forehead*๐๐๐
I agree girl! Autocorrect is the worst!๐ซ๐ซ
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Thanks for the follow, I really appreciate it. ๐๐๐
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Hey! My pleasure!๐๐
I too, really appreciate your follow back!๐
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Thank you! ๐คโค๐ค
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Yeah, auto correct ain’t always reliable ๐
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I agree! Relying on autocorrect is a fool-proof method to land in trouble someday!๐๐
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This reminder me of a colleague who sent an email to mafia Dept instead of media Dept ๐
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Haha! The follow up to this email would’ve been so interesting!๐๐
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Yea๐ but this one for sure lightened the mood for the next staff meeting๐
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Haha! I am sure it did! The following staff meeting would have been the best so far!๐๐
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Yup๐
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Thank you so much for the nomination!๐๐
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Hello Gauri. I didn’t read this post so I would first read it and then talk to you about it. For now I nominated you for the liebster award. You deserve it
https://trystwithmind.wordpress.com/2019/05/20/the-liebster-award/
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Yeah! That’s perfectly fine! I’ll love to have your feedback!๐
Thank you so much for the nomination Ramyani! It genuinely means a lot to me!๐๐
I am so sorry for the late response! I was struggling with my anxiety over the past few days!๐
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Ha ha ha … i have faced it off and on ๐
I do have some challenges now and then – but thank God – no problems ๐๐
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Hahaha! I am glad that you could relate and even happier that our dearest autocorrect didn’t land you in any major trouble!๐ ๐
Have a great day ahead!๐
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This is my problem as well๐๐๐ My phone is over innovative and as usual, you made me laugh ๐๐๐
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