Now, let me just be honest, I am good at spellings, so, autocorrect isn’t a necessity…
But when you live in the times, when computers are bound to make your lives easier, I prefer to take the advantage and sip on my tea while the devices do the damn thing!
…phsshhh…I end up spilling my tea on myself, all the time! You ask, “why??”
Ah! Well! Because I have nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine problems…and Mr. autocorrect is one of them! *Hey Jay-Z, how ya doin’?*
Yesterday, I was trying to write a professional email, and I was supposed to use the word section in it, but in an abbreviated form, so, I typed “Sec” and moved on with the rest of my job.
After a while, being done with the attachments and stuff… Was about to punch send in its face, and just then, this insight to re-read the entire thing dawned upon me! *mind you, I usually trust my autocorrect and don’t do that, a.k.a. too lazy for that*
So….like a grumpy potato, I growled a little and got to work…. And I read, then I read some more and some more *long email* and finally I was done reading and about to push send…. when, to my absolute horror….I stumbled upon a word!
Excuse me? Hello? What? Who are you? What are you doing in my computer? Is my autocorrect haunted? Should I call the ghostbusters? Is my autocorrect drunk?
Even worst, has Beyoncé released an album and I don’t know about it yet?? *Freaking out*
I pondered for a while, re-read the sentence and realized that my genius autocorrect *it deserves the Nobel peace prize for this* changed “Sec” to “Sex”.
*Wow* *slow claps*
*I guess now you write erotica in professional emails*
*Bless you technology*