Dear WiFi….!!!

*climbs up on the stage*

*Holds the mic*

*Mic testing…1…2…3….*

*Clears her throat….ahem…ahem*

Dear__

*Tnnnn* *taps on the mic*

*Take 2*

Dear WiFi,

How are you? I know you haven’t been well since the past *useless mental calculations* *ahem*…

I know you never did well, to be honest, so… anyways.

I still hope that you are doing well!

Those three beautiful green signals in your router, they used to look so fancy. The beautiful memories of the honeymoon phase of our relationship are still fresh in my brain…. *goes back in time* *stares at nothing* *sheds a tear*

….Uhm…yeah…so….

On the first day, I still remember, when my friends visited my place and we indulged in some unapologetic PDA!!

Goodness! My friends were so jealous when I played a video on YouTube and you protected us from buffering….like a super hero…you were so strong!!

I miss those days when I used to text with my boyfriend for hours….I remember how you always made sure that my savage taunts and comebacks reach him on time.

But…. lately….our relationship hasn’t been as smooth…. There have been fights, arguments…. We didn’t see each other for days….I even cheated on you with my mobile network! *Oh, I am so sorry, I can explain….* *It’s not you, it’s me*

We have hit the rock bottom. I don’t think that our ship will be able to sail further…so, I have made this decision…..

*Cue sentimental music* *say something….*

That…..That…..*tears*

….I think we should part ways now…. maybe, we need to clear our priorities. I know that it’s not gonna be easy…. so many memories together…. But….

We should’ve known better….no data plan remains the best forever.

And, I might have found someone else. It’s not you, you always tried your best to keep me happy, but I think we…..

*Ahem* *ugh* *excuse me*

*WiFi signals go back to green*

*Awkward stare*

*Crickets singing*

*Instagram notification*

*…..*

*Clears her throat*

…I think we are meant for each other. I love you! I love you dear WiFi!

*Hugs her router*

*Happy ending…until next time….when the WiFi ditches me again*

*And….scene*

40 thoughts on “Dear WiFi….!!!

  1. Nour Lee says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    This was so emotional that I’m internally cringing bc SERIOUSLY MIC!? Why you gotta intrupt? What’s up with those crickets anyways, don’t we have health insurance? Totally ruined the moment! The tears were about to slide down but suddenly stopped bc of them. Intruders! I hope next time you realise how lucky you are because having that kind of relationship? It’s a one in a lifetime opportunity! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Loved the idea πŸ’•πŸ’•

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    • Ms. Eager Beaver says:

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      I agree! The mic ditched me. It promised me that it’ll be a nice friend and stand by my side in that emotionally challenging moment….but it didn’t 😞
      *To be honest, sometimes I feel like the WiFi is cheating on me, with the micπŸ˜’πŸ™„*
      Yeah! And the crickets. They literally Jump into every awkward situation to make that more awkward πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
      I think the next break up letter has to be for these intruders.*huh*πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚
      Yeah right! I love my WiFi! Its the best. *Says this while she is hugging her WiFi*
      *Suddenly, it stops working*
      *Slaps it*πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
      Haha! Thank you so much Nour! I am so glad that you like the idea πŸ€—πŸ’•
      How are you?😊
      Have a great day ahead πŸ˜ŠπŸ’•

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      • Ms. Eager Beaver says:

        🀣🀣🀣🀣
        I know. My WiFi loved me for that slap, I am sure 😁
        So glad to hear that 😊
        Haha! Me too. I am starving. *Starts to day dream about pasta*πŸ˜‹
        I am doing good πŸ˜ŠπŸ’•

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  2. Sid says:

    Meanwhile, my wifi : See! She left her wifi and if you do the same *angry face*
    Me: okay…..
    My wifi: yeah, you better agree.
    Me: no wonder AI is taking over
    My wifi: What did you say?
    Me: uh… Nothing
    πŸ™ƒ

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  3. Huguette says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you have some funny side Gauri!! This is so clever and so creative and so funny πŸ˜†
    My relationship with Wifi has always been shitty not even a honeymoon πŸ˜‚
    I really loved how you created this and chosen the words and these little moments you describe perfectly πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜

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