So… Here’s the tea right!
I am single!
Actually…. I am too single!
No… Actually, I am too single for comfort!! *Calm down girl, calm down*
But you know what, that’s not the funniest part either. The most amusing *torturous* part is the fact that every person, literally, every single person that I know, is in a relationship!! *Struggle is real*
And to be honest, I don’t care…. I am just too busy in my life *nope*, but the pain gets too real when you get to go on unintentional, impromptu dates as a ‘not so’ uninvited third wheel!
And no….no, I am not talking about the noble job of being a witness to their mushy PDA mannerisms…. Oh, hell no! (Although, I have a personal hate for that)
But you know what beats that…the moment when your friend rolls her eyes on her boyfriend and gets started with a, “You know what girll…”
And then you are like, “……Ahaaan!”
And then she goes on and on and on and on about how her boyfriend forgot their anniversary, in some cruel, badly constructed third person…
Trust me, I am cool…I never thought about throwing my coffee at my friend’s face when she did that *duh*
But in those pure moments, you end up making an awkward eye-contact with the guy and you can clearly look through his crazy fear of a coffee massacre…. oh, poor fellow!!
And, god forbid *seriously, I hope no one has to go through this*,
If…ever….ever at all…. you get stuck in such a situation *take notes fellows*, don’t you even dare think about defending this seemingly harmless and innocent kid.
Oh whyy……!?
Not because that might piss off your girl-friend and the end to this saga would be the thud of her heels against the floor as she storms off *trust me, that’s the best possible climax*
But because…that exact moment, when you utter those words of your version of consolation…. her boyfriend is going to start with a, “You know what girlllll…”
Arghhhh…!!
The couples…!!
Ahem!
*Cough* *cough*
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Runs to fetch some water for her coughing friend! 😂😂
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Water wouldn’t do.😛
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Ahem! Okay then!
Gets back to her work!😂😂
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“Here’s the mf tea” 🙃
This really wasn’t necessary 😂😂
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Yeah😂😂
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I understand your situation kinda, because I am single and I have couples all around me 😂 I sometimes get fed up of the innovative topics they find out to quarrel 😂
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I know right!😅
Such a struggle! I mean those quarrels always convince that I am better being single!😂😂
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Story of my life 😂
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Hahaha! Mine too!😂😂
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I’m just so done with these people sometimes! Being single plus being surrounded by couples makes me kinda fed up! * rather I shall say jealous * But when I see them quarrel, I’m like “Girl, you’re just perfect this way.” 😂😂😂
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Hahaha! Seriously, it’s a trouble when you are stuck between their quarrels, but then again, there’s no better evidence to the awesomeness of singlehood!😂😂
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The confidence and sort of independence that we carry in singlehood is absolutely commendable!! * laughs *
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True that! 😂😂
*Fist bump*
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Ouch!
* realises that her fist is really strong and tight *
😂😂😂
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Not at all! I have tiny hands! You wouldn’t have even felt that bump!😂
Thinking about which, whose fist was that!🤨🤨
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I don’t know actually if my hands are small, big or average sized. 🤣🤣
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😂😂
I know because that’s the first thing people notice about me!🤣
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Aigo! 😂😂
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🤣🤣
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Relatable 🙃
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Thank you so much! I am so glad that you could relate!😊
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