So… Here’s the tea right!
I am single!
Actually…. I am too single!
No… Actually, I am too single for comfort!! *Calm down girl, calm down*
But you know what, that’s not the funniest part either. The most amusing *torturous* part is the fact that every person, literally, every single person that I know, is in a relationship!! *Struggle is real*
And to be honest, I don’t care…. I am just too busy in my life *nope*, but the pain gets too real when you get to go on unintentional, impromptu dates as a ‘not so’ uninvited third wheel!
And no….no, I am not talking about the noble job of being a witness to their mushy PDA mannerisms…. Oh, hell no! (Although, I have a personal hate for that)
But you know what beats that…the moment when your friend rolls her eyes on her boyfriend and gets started with a, “You know what girll…”
And then you are like, “……Ahaaan!”
And then she goes on and on and on and on about how her boyfriend forgot their anniversary, in some cruel, badly constructed third person…
Trust me, I am cool…I never thought about throwing my coffee at my friend’s face when she did that *duh*
But in those pure moments, you end up making an awkward eye-contact with the guy and you can clearly look through his crazy fear of a coffee massacre…. oh, poor fellow!!
And, god forbid *seriously, I hope no one has to go through this*,
If…ever….ever at all…. you get stuck in such a situation *take notes fellows*, don’t you even dare think about defending this seemingly harmless and innocent kid.
Not because that might piss off your girl-friend and the end to this saga would be the thud of her heels against the floor as she storms off *trust me, that’s the best possible climax*
But because…that exact moment, when you utter those words of your version of consolation…. her boyfriend is going to start with a, “You know what girlllll…”